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Hi I'm Elton John star of stage screen and television
You know it's hard to get all the nutrients you need everyday
Like vitamin B12, folic acid, and calcium
That's why I eat optimum power breakfast with flax, soy, and bluberry
It gets me up in the morning, ready to go
Man, I gotta get out and go jogging
See you later Jim
Nutrient-filled nutritious breakfast: Even Elton John eats it
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Empathy
02:54
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"Empathy"
Lyrics by Ryan Healey and the Splice Boys (c) 1997
Stay
You don’t know when you’re away
Gonna plan another day
I don’t like you anyway
So don’t even try to play
Me
When you’re under my tree
You’re not blind but you can’t see
Made a monkey outta me
And then you code it in a key
For whatcha know you didn’t know
Yeah / Well I didn’t show
And you left me you left me round here
All alone / Alone
I don’t need your sympathy
I just wanted your empathy
E-yeah
I just wanted your empathy
Your empathy
Man
He is not under the plan
This time I gotta take a stand
Thinking everybody’s grand
No business screwin up the plan
Quit
Made a funny little bitch
You hit the stupid wrong switch
Like a bad annoying itch
But now I think you get the hitch
For what you know you didn't know
Yeah / For I don’t even show
And you left me you left me at here
All alone / Alone
I don’t need your sympathy
I just wanted your empathy
E-yeah
I just wanted your empathy
Your empathy
Stay
You don’t know me anyway
All the stupid games you play
I don’t wanna go away
Maybe someother day
Quit
See you later little bitch
The wrong holes that you stitch
Is gonna put you in a ditch
But now I think you get the hitch
Life
Today is not tomorrow
And when it’s all over
And you wake up
It’s just a dream
I don’t want your empathy
I don’t need your anything
I don’t need your anything
I don’t want your sympathy
I don’t need your empathy
I don’t need your anything
Your anything
Your anything
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Let's Rock
01:59
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Are you ready to rock?
Gonna feel good
Gonna go to the bar
Gonna drink some beer
Gonna go to the hospital
Beer
On the guitar: Mr. Judd Berkowitz
(guitar solo)
Yeah
I'm gonna feel so good
I'm gonna go to the bar
And I'm gonna get some beer
Oh yeah
Are you feeling good Judd?
Yeah
Beer
Beer
Good night everybody
We're gonna rock n roll tonight
That's right ladies and gentlemen
On the drums Mr Judd Berkowitz ladies and gentlemen
Give it up, give it up ladies and gentlemen
Good night Hartford
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5. |
I Don't Know Much
00:24
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"Don't Know Much" lyrics by Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil and Tom Snow
Look at this face
I know the years are showing
Look at this life
I still don't know where it's going
I don't know much
But I know I love you
And that may be
All I need to know
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Velvet Sunset
02:31
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Velvet sunset at Stop & Shop
Michael Jackson and Trent Lott
Ryan Healey, he said to me e-yeah
I told him that that sounds good
It wasn't where Bobby stood
It was Hollywood
An upside-down dildo
Of the kind (unintelligible)
He's with Ryan, he's selling cars
And is attending college where I'd like to be
1984
1985
1986
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Way
03:34
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"Way" lyrics by Ryan Healey
Tell me your secrets
I’ll pour you a lie
Send me a tulip
I want you to die
Overreaacting
Maybe’s it’s left
I’ve gotta find a way
Outta the trap
I found another way again
And I found another day again
And I found another way again
Give me a bomb
And I’ll blow you up
Gimme your fortune
Or my dumb luck
Maybe I’m crazy
Sign of a chah
Give me a daisy
And I’ll make you cry
I found another way again
And I found another day again
And I found another way again
Now tell me your future
And I’ll hang around
Pickin it all up
I’ll follow you down
Problem is over
And everything’s gone
Think you’ll never lose
I’ve already won
Way again
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I Got Judd in My Bones
00:30
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I got beer in my bones
Beer
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I will fight the mullet man tonight
In my sleep counting sheep
And I will kill him tonight
Oh I swear it
I will kill the mullet man who has the mullet
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"When You Feel That Way" by Bill
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Black
01:44
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"Black" lyrics by Eddie Vedder
Hey... oooh...
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
All five horizons revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
Ooh, and all I taught her was everything
Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything.
Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear?
Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head
I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can drop away
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything?
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Uh huh... uh huh... ooh...
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky, but why
Why, why can't it be, can't it be mine
Aah... uuh..
Too doo doo too, too doo doo [many times until fade]
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Are You Gonna Go My Way
02:26
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I was born to save the dean
Greatest guitar solo of all time
Are you gonna go my way
Because I got to know
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When You're Gone
02:22
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"If You're Gone" lyrics by Rob Thomas
I think I've already lost you
I think you're already gone
I think I'm finally scared now
And you think I'm weak, I think you're wrong
I think you're already leaving
Feels like your hand is on the door
I thought this place was an empire
And now I'm relaxed and I can't be sure
But I think you're so mean, I think we should try
I think I could need this in my life
And I think I'm scared, I think too much
I know it's wrong, it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're gone maybe it's time to come home
There's an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move
And if you're gone, baby, you need to come home
'Cause there's a little bit of something me in everything in you
I bet you're hard to get over
I bet the room just won't shine
I bet my hands I can stay here
I bet you need more than you mind
And I think you're so mean, I think we should try
I think I could need this in my life
And I think I'm scared that I know too much
I can't relate and that's a problem I'm feeling
If you're gone maybe it's time to come home
There's an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move
If you're gone, baby, you need to come home
There's a little bit of something me in everything in you
I think you're so mean, I think we should try
I think I could need this in my life
And I think I'm scared, do I talk too much
I know it's wrong, it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're gone maybe it's time to come home
There's an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move
And if you're gone, yeah, baby, you need to come home
There's a little bit of something me in everything in you
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American Flag
02:26
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My American flag
Sits over there
His name is Tim
I like to shine him
Make it clean
In the morning
It's my best friend
I use it as my comforter
It helps me
To be warm at night
American flag
American flag
American flag
American flag
And then I go outside
And hang up my precious beauty
My stars and stripes
So so beautiful
On the flagpole
Gleaming in the wind
Look at it
And then I pledge
Blindly to the flag
American flag
American flag
American flag
American flag
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Mountain of Love
01:34
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A mountain of love
The dildos fall from the sky
I'll see your face and my dog
Melt into one
It seems like the rain falls on my penis
With a hairball from god
Can you hear me
Can you take my hand
"Hey, I was walking by, I heard the music, it sounded really good"
Everyday, I gave my hand away from you
Is it nothing more than a hairball
At your love my hand
This is for you, mom
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My dad is the CEO of DeVry
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Reebok Pumps and Spandex
02:06
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Why don't you come over right now and wiggle that ass
Why don't you sit on my lap and wiggle it
I wanna see it baby, and gimme some gravy
Why don't you come here and give me that beer in your lap
Why don't you baby, wiggle it here at night
(guitar solo)
Play that guitar
Baby I need that nice tight ass
I need you to wiggle those titties in my face
Oh yeah
Come on gimme some gravy
(guitar solo)
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Mish Bish & Phish
03:20
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(spoken intro)
This is the real deal y'all
This is what life is all about
Verse 1:
I said ladies
How ya looking?
How ya feeling?
Are ya coming?
Are you looking?
What you doing?
What you lookin at?
What you lookin at?
Stick n move, people
Stick n move
Stick n move
Stick n move
Chorus:
Do you know what time it is?
Do you know the president?
(guitar solo)
Do you know what time it is?
This is how we learn people
Don't you look at me or I'll break your face
(spoken outro)
That's what life is people
The real life shit
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Higher
02:55
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"Higher" lyrics by Scott Stapp
When dreaming I'm guided to another world
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Can you take me Higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me Higher?
To a place with golden streets
Although I would like our world to change
It helps me to appreciate
Those nights and those dreams
But, my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same
The only difference is
To let love replace all our hate
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Can you take me Higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me Higher?
To a place with golden streets
So lets go there, lets go there,
Come on, lets go there
Lets ask can we stay?
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Set up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine
Set up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine
Can you take me Higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me Higher?
To a place with golden streets
Can you take me Higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me Higher?
To a place with golden streets
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Freedom Cheney
01:43
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Dildos in the air tonight
With my baby we're inside the stereo
I found a dildo just the other day
On the sidewalk, I didn't touch it
I cleaned it off with water
Tasty guitar solo
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28. |
Moonshitz (reprise)
00:42
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"Moonshitz (All Of Them)" lyrics by Ryan Healey and the Splice Boys
Said it was my head
Better off dead
Givin in to dropper a long time
Wouldn’t it be true
Talkin about you
Said I gotta live the real life
Wanna let it be
Shouldn’t try to see
Gotta give it to me to make me cry
Susan doesn’t know
If it isn’t true
So she gotta go make a good life
I said I was a man
To all of them
I could be a friend
To all of them
Lord I gave my hand
To all of them
I would spit in my grave
But all of them
Is it any better
I sent you a letter
Along with the butter and the cheesefries
I’m lookin at the sky
I ask my brother why
He doesn’t reply cos he’s too high
I really need a friend
Set another trend
Gonna try and melt a makerel sky
Tellin’ me to bleed
Own a retreat
I’m gonna try to make a silver bride
I am not afraid
Of all of them
I can’t believe I prayed
For all of them
What do you say
To all of them
I wanna be a-laid
By all of them
Tell it like it is
Man I gotta piss
Jump into the fire and burn yourself
Now I’m just ashamed
Like Kurt Cobain
Think about the cards that you were dealt
Don’t get mad
You should be glad
Special people like common wealth
Life is gettin’ shaded
I wanna be sedated
I’m gonna stand here and watch you melt
I said I was a man
But all of them
I could be a friend
Of all of them
Lord I gave my hand
To all of them
I would spit in my grave
But all of them
What do you say
To all of them
I can’t belive I played
For all of them
What do you say
To all of them
I wanna be laid
By all of them
All of them
Hey
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Authority
I went to the doorway
I saw a cat
It was really kinda cool
And then he said to me you're a fool
And it was fine
I went to the garbage dump
The cat was over there
It was drinking a lot of coca-cola
I was in dispair
I had a lot on my hair
And now can you come outside and play tonight
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Flying and Fisting
01:43
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"Door" lyrics by Ryan Healey and the Splice Boys
The state of the world is known as dead
Don’t let it get to your head
Summer in the leg I sleep in your bed
I can’t get enough
State of the world
I am the girl in the green and yellow tights
Fuckin Tuesday on the stairway to ply
I’m not myself today
I threw myself away from you
Because I had to
I took the pain away from you
Because I had to
Over the world is as sick as it gets
It’s a disease and it’s killin your pets
I can’t help you now
Same old story it happens everyday
Almost over now
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33. |
Showtune (live)
02:18
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34. |
Healey Ford (live)
01:29
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35. |
I Just Don't Care (live)
02:57
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