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This Album Fucking Sucks

by Lowt Ide

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Hi I'm Elton John star of stage screen and television You know it's hard to get all the nutrients you need everyday Like vitamin B12, folic acid, and calcium That's why I eat optimum power breakfast with flax, soy, and bluberry It gets me up in the morning, ready to go Man, I gotta get out and go jogging See you later Jim Nutrient-filled nutritious breakfast: Even Elton John eats it
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Empathy 02:54
"Empathy" Lyrics by Ryan Healey and the Splice Boys (c) 1997 Stay You don’t know when you’re away Gonna plan another day I don’t like you anyway So don’t even try to play Me When you’re under my tree You’re not blind but you can’t see Made a monkey outta me And then you code it in a key For whatcha know you didn’t know Yeah / Well I didn’t show And you left me you left me round here All alone / Alone I don’t need your sympathy I just wanted your empathy E-yeah I just wanted your empathy Your empathy Man He is not under the plan This time I gotta take a stand Thinking everybody’s grand No business screwin up the plan Quit Made a funny little bitch You hit the stupid wrong switch Like a bad annoying itch But now I think you get the hitch For what you know you didn't know Yeah / For I don’t even show And you left me you left me at here All alone / Alone I don’t need your sympathy I just wanted your empathy E-yeah I just wanted your empathy Your empathy Stay You don’t know me anyway All the stupid games you play I don’t wanna go away Maybe someother day Quit See you later little bitch The wrong holes that you stitch Is gonna put you in a ditch But now I think you get the hitch Life Today is not tomorrow And when it’s all over And you wake up It’s just a dream I don’t want your empathy I don’t need your anything I don’t need your anything I don’t want your sympathy I don’t need your empathy I don’t need your anything Your anything Your anything
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Let's Rock 01:59
Are you ready to rock? Gonna feel good Gonna go to the bar Gonna drink some beer Gonna go to the hospital Beer On the guitar: Mr. Judd Berkowitz (guitar solo) Yeah I'm gonna feel so good I'm gonna go to the bar And I'm gonna get some beer Oh yeah Are you feeling good Judd? Yeah Beer Beer Good night everybody We're gonna rock n roll tonight That's right ladies and gentlemen On the drums Mr Judd Berkowitz ladies and gentlemen Give it up, give it up ladies and gentlemen Good night Hartford
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"Don't Know Much" lyrics by Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil and Tom Snow Look at this face I know the years are showing Look at this life I still don't know where it's going I don't know much But I know I love you And that may be All I need to know "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!" is Folgers' well-known slogan. The line, usually associated with the well-known Folgers jingle, with lyrics by Susan Spiegel Solovay and Bill Vernick and music composed by Leslie Pearl, is featured in almost every advertisement since 1984. Throughout the years, the jingle has been rearranged and performed by many famous musicians including Randy Travis, Aretha Franklin and Barack Obama.
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Velvet sunset at Stop & Shop Michael Jackson and Trent Lott Ryan Healey, he said to me e-yeah I told him that that sounds good It wasn't where Bobby stood It was Hollywood An upside-down dildo Of the kind (unintelligible) He's with Ryan, he's selling cars And is attending college where I'd like to be 1984 1985 1986
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Way 03:34
"Way" lyrics by Ryan Healey Tell me your secrets I’ll pour you a lie Send me a tulip I want you to die Overreaacting Maybe’s it’s left I’ve gotta find a way Outta the trap I found another way again And I found another day again And I found another way again Give me a bomb And I’ll blow you up Gimme your fortune Or my dumb luck Maybe I’m crazy Sign of a chah Give me a daisy And I’ll make you cry I found another way again And I found another day again And I found another way again Now tell me your future And I’ll hang around Pickin it all up I’ll follow you down Problem is over And everything’s gone Think you’ll never lose I’ve already won Way again
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I got beer in my bones Beer
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I will fight the mullet man tonight In my sleep counting sheep And I will kill him tonight Oh I swear it I will kill the mullet man who has the mullet
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"When You Feel That Way" by Bill
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Black 01:44
"Black" lyrics by Eddie Vedder Hey... oooh... Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did. All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything. Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear? Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything? All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah... Uh huh... uh huh... ooh... I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky, but why Why, why can't it be, can't it be mine Aah... uuh.. Too doo doo too, too doo doo [many times until fade]
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I was born to save the dean Greatest guitar solo of all time Are you gonna go my way Because I got to know
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"If You're Gone" lyrics by Rob Thomas I think I've already lost you I think you're already gone I think I'm finally scared now And you think I'm weak, I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like your hand is on the door I thought this place was an empire And now I'm relaxed and I can't be sure But I think you're so mean, I think we should try I think I could need this in my life And I think I'm scared, I think too much I know it's wrong, it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone maybe it's time to come home There's an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move And if you're gone, baby, you need to come home 'Cause there's a little bit of something me in everything in you I bet you're hard to get over I bet the room just won't shine I bet my hands I can stay here I bet you need more than you mind And I think you're so mean, I think we should try I think I could need this in my life And I think I'm scared that I know too much I can't relate and that's a problem I'm feeling If you're gone maybe it's time to come home There's an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move If you're gone, baby, you need to come home There's a little bit of something me in everything in you I think you're so mean, I think we should try I think I could need this in my life And I think I'm scared, do I talk too much I know it's wrong, it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone maybe it's time to come home There's an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move And if you're gone, yeah, baby, you need to come home There's a little bit of something me in everything in you
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My American flag Sits over there His name is Tim I like to shine him Make it clean In the morning It's my best friend I use it as my comforter It helps me To be warm at night American flag American flag American flag American flag And then I go outside And hang up my precious beauty My stars and stripes So so beautiful On the flagpole Gleaming in the wind Look at it And then I pledge Blindly to the flag American flag American flag American flag American flag
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A mountain of love The dildos fall from the sky I'll see your face and my dog Melt into one It seems like the rain falls on my penis With a hairball from god Can you hear me Can you take my hand "Hey, I was walking by, I heard the music, it sounded really good" Everyday, I gave my hand away from you Is it nothing more than a hairball At your love my hand This is for you, mom
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My dad is the CEO of DeVry
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Why don't you come over right now and wiggle that ass Why don't you sit on my lap and wiggle it I wanna see it baby, and gimme some gravy Why don't you come here and give me that beer in your lap Why don't you baby, wiggle it here at night (guitar solo) Play that guitar Baby I need that nice tight ass I need you to wiggle those titties in my face Oh yeah Come on gimme some gravy (guitar solo)
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(spoken intro) This is the real deal y'all This is what life is all about Verse 1: I said ladies How ya looking? How ya feeling? Are ya coming? Are you looking? What you doing? What you lookin at? What you lookin at? Stick n move, people Stick n move Stick n move Stick n move Chorus: Do you know what time it is? Do you know the president? (guitar solo) Do you know what time it is? This is how we learn people Don't you look at me or I'll break your face (spoken outro) That's what life is people The real life shit
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Higher 02:55
"Higher" lyrics by Scott Stapp When dreaming I'm guided to another world Time and time again At sunrise I fight to stay asleep 'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place 'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape From the life I live when I'm awake So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask can we stay? Can you take me Higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me Higher? To a place with golden streets Although I would like our world to change It helps me to appreciate Those nights and those dreams But, my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same The only difference is To let love replace all our hate So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask can we stay? Can you take me Higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me Higher? To a place with golden streets So lets go there, lets go there, Come on, lets go there Lets ask can we stay? Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time Set up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams And make them mine Set up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams And make them mine Can you take me Higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me Higher? To a place with golden streets Can you take me Higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me Higher? To a place with golden streets
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Dildos in the air tonight With my baby we're inside the stereo I found a dildo just the other day On the sidewalk, I didn't touch it I cleaned it off with water Tasty guitar solo
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"Moonshitz (All Of Them)" lyrics by Ryan Healey and the Splice Boys Said it was my head Better off dead Givin in to dropper a long time Wouldn’t it be true Talkin about you Said I gotta live the real life Wanna let it be Shouldn’t try to see Gotta give it to me to make me cry Susan doesn’t know If it isn’t true So she gotta go make a good life I said I was a man To all of them I could be a friend To all of them Lord I gave my hand To all of them I would spit in my grave But all of them Is it any better I sent you a letter Along with the butter and the cheesefries I’m lookin at the sky I ask my brother why He doesn’t reply cos he’s too high I really need a friend Set another trend Gonna try and melt a makerel sky Tellin’ me to bleed Own a retreat I’m gonna try to make a silver bride I am not afraid Of all of them I can’t believe I prayed For all of them What do you say To all of them I wanna be a-laid By all of them Tell it like it is Man I gotta piss Jump into the fire and burn yourself Now I’m just ashamed Like Kurt Cobain Think about the cards that you were dealt Don’t get mad You should be glad Special people like common wealth Life is gettin’ shaded I wanna be sedated I’m gonna stand here and watch you melt I said I was a man But all of them I could be a friend Of all of them Lord I gave my hand To all of them I would spit in my grave But all of them What do you say To all of them I can’t belive I played For all of them What do you say To all of them I wanna be laid By all of them All of them Hey
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Authority I went to the doorway I saw a cat It was really kinda cool And then he said to me you're a fool And it was fine I went to the garbage dump The cat was over there It was drinking a lot of coca-cola I was in dispair I had a lot on my hair And now can you come outside and play tonight
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"Door" lyrics by Ryan Healey and the Splice Boys The state of the world is known as dead Don’t let it get to your head Summer in the leg I sleep in your bed I can’t get enough State of the world I am the girl in the green and yellow tights Fuckin Tuesday on the stairway to ply I’m not myself today I threw myself away from you Because I had to I took the pain away from you Because I had to Over the world is as sick as it gets It’s a disease and it’s killin your pets I can’t help you now Same old story it happens everyday Almost over now
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recorded aug 2000 thru april 2004. the songs were too bad for our first album and there are live bonus tracks.

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released March 13, 2007

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